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In this second edition, one-day player (and sometime captain) Cam “Mudda” McCormick pulls up a chair and a bottle of Jim Beam Green for a chat with Punts: Punts: Mudda. Cam: Hi Punter. P: Notice you just came off a triumphant stint as stand-in captain. No problems stepping in mate? C: None at all. Superior leadership helps produce positive results. P: In getting the gig, it wouldn’t hurt being related to the captain either I’m sure. C: Best candidate regardless. P: Fair enough. Start with an easy one – what’s your middle name? C: Mark Anthony. P: Fair dinkum. Be the only time you’re a centurion! C: Huh? P: “Friends, Romans, countryman, lend me your ears.” C: …. P: You love your footy and your Tigers – favourite sporting moment? C: The recruitment of Nathan Brown to Richmond. P: Shows how much you guys have had to celebrate lately. What’s your idea of the perfect first date? C: Someone actually saying yes in the first place! P: Always a good start! Well, given that they’ve said yes, where’s the strangest place you’ve thrown one over? C: A Tram. P: Do tell! C: I was coming home after NYE Celebrations on the 86 back to Thornbury. I struck up a bit of a conversation with some girls - the Langwarrin sort – and ended up having a bit of fun on the back step with one. I was very drunk but still managed to perform for the crowd of onlookers. P: I know you can’t stand in the doorways, but never seen a sign saying that horizontal folk-dancing is outlawed. Nice work! You surely would have heard from her again… C: doubtful! P: Now I know you love a drink. What’s your best effort that sticks in the mind? C: There are so many, where does one start. Maybe Anzac Day this year in Sydney. Started at 7am with beers at the RSL and a chin-wag with a few of the old Diggers, and finished up at Midday the next day when I was tossed out of the casino, as I’d fallen asleep playing blackjack. As for how many I drank, that’s a toughie as was on schooners from the get-go. 4 vomits though, so a fair bit! P: I love crazy benders. You must have been a mess in the casino. I too was ejected one morning from the casino for falling asleep, however I did it in an open toilet cubicle wearing one shoe, no pants, and snoopy boxer shorts. C: Do go on… P: Another time maybe. I think Kev’s keen to do a “10 With Punts … With Punts!” so I might save it for that. What’s your most memorable on-field moment? C: Apart from losing the last 5 premierships (4 one-day, 1 two-day) I once caught the ball between my neck and my ear. That’s pretty special! Also 2 years ago in the Grand Final I was fielding in front of the Wheelers Hill crowd and was having rocks and fruit throwin’ at me! P: Those b..tards. This question has been getting me in a bit of trouble given people’s responses, but here we go anyway – strangest thing you’ve eaten? C: Rat in Bali P: Phew. Not nice, but clean. Who would play you in a movie about your life, and why? What would be the title of the movie? C: Ben Affleck, mainly so I could get close to Jennifer Garner, and the movie would be called ‘Mudda’. P: Perhaps “Mudda-Tram”. C: Could work. P: Carmen Electra, Nicole Kidman, Nicky Webster, Pauline Hansen – who and why? C: Nicky Webster, she’s the only one that can sing. P: What?? You silly boy. Better wrap this thing up … any final comments you’d like to add, or something perhaps you can share with us that we mightn’t know about you (e.g. Charity work, cross-dresser, etc.)? C: I’m joining a monastery when the one-day team wins a flag. P: Going to wear a toga and roman sandals on your sabbatical??! C: You idiot. P: Mark Antony, thank you. |